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Friday, March 13, 2009

a picture of me

History proves that if you put your mind to it you can materialize any vision, same is the case with creating an image of a person whom you have never seen physically. Although, the second hasn't been proven but let's just say that it falls under the category of history in the making. You read physics? Well, I'll explain how that creation of image is possible without black magic or witchcraft. There's a whole branch of physics which deals with the properties and behaviour of sub-atomic particles, you break down an atom into electrons, protons, neutrons etc.
Just like everything breaks down to an atom, similarly electrons and other sub-atomic particles break down into 'quarks'. Now hold that thought for a moment, although it's been some time since I came up with this theory but I still remember the books I was reading when I came up with that theory - maybe it was given in one of the books but that I don't remember now. I was reading at the time, about five years back, "The Quark and the Jaguar' and couple of Tim Allen books..aah? yes! "Don't stand too close to a naked man' and 'Am I really here?'
Alright, the theory kinda goes that quarks - since they are so small - tend to behave like particles and waves at the same time. So, I will be keeping it real short because I feel like watching a movie, quarks are free of any restrictions when it comes to travel; they don't need a medium to travel through like light. Every point in time, with every breath I'm exhaling quarks from my organs in multiples of millions or trillions and these can travel without any restriction of distance or physical barriers. Also, since they are just roaming out free in the air their is no chance of turning them into energy so they'll remain free as matter forever. And that forever really defines forever. It means that I share the matter of anyone i.e. from Einstein to Hitler to god forbid whores in the street of Paris.
Ever wonder why your mother senses you are in trouble even when you are in another city captured by the Talibans in the foothills of Himalayas? Quarks baby, we share the most quarks with our mothers and quarks of every matter resonate at a distinct frequency. Quarks of the metal my computer casing is made of resonate at a distinct frequency. The quarks I'm composed of resonate at a different frequency but I share maximum number of quarks of my mother resonating at another frequency thus the feeling of anxiety she feels if I'm uncomfortable - well, my relations with my parents aside; generally speaking.
So, fatima...there you are. I suppose we live in the same country if not the same city which means we share a lot of matter from each other and I'm quite share that you will succeed in creating an image of me. Anyways, I'm flattered by your interest however I prefer to leave this blog without my mugshot. So, if the butterflies in your stomach don't let you sleep at night then send me an email and then sure you can have my image in jpeg rather than quark.

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